So I took sometime off dating and basically life this summer. But I am back on the horse!
Lets see I just had a birthday and turned 23 and for some reason I feel really old! It makes me fearful for how old I am going to feel when I turn like, 30.
Like I said I am back on the dating horse! I was having a conversation with my friends on my birthday about my standards. I even had a guy online who doesn't know anything about me, besides my profile, tell me that I am one of those bitchy tall girls who only cares about height. Well this might be true...
I am 5'8 and I LOVE to wear heels. My last failed relationship was with a guy who was almost 2 inches shorter than me. In retrospect it may have looked like I was trying to kidnap him when I stood next to him. But thats neither here nor there. I sat down and made a list of my ideal dating candidate.
1. 6'2-7'0 Because anything over 7 feet is too tall.
2. Fit, I am sorry if that sounds shallow but I am just not a chubby chaser.
3. Little to no body hair. I blame being a swimmer my whole life for this one. For some reason body hair reminds me of my dad and thats just creepy.
4. Employed and with a good job not a barista, nothing against baristas.
5. Close with his family. Dated a guy who wasn't and I think thats a red flag.
6. Funny,witty and sarcastic. Aint no body got time for a boring person.
7. Has a car and a place to live, I think those are two pretty important things.
8. Nice, especially to me.
9. No kids, been there done that got the t-shirt.
10. Attractive, It wont work out if I was to jump your bones. While were on that subject you should be good in bed too.
I think 10 things isn't too much to ask for. I am not being extremely picky I just know what I want. So if you know anyone who meets the criteria hook a sista up! Thank goodness OkCupid has a good filter!
So heres to getting back on the horse another year older and hopefully wiser!
Audrey.
